It’s fudge season, bitches!

As I mentioned above, it’s a tradition in our family to make Fluffernutter Fudge for the holidays. Every year I get people asking if they can buy some and every year I say “I can’t.” “I didn’t plan well.” “I’m not set up for that.”

BUT _THIS YEAR_ I GOT IT TOGETHER. I even have fancy festive boxes with snowflakes on them. And I’m making it what they call a “teachable moment” for SJ. I’m showing her the biz end of things so she understands how those things work (this is something I didn’t learn until I was in my thirties).

Here’s the deal: Have a box of fresh fudge — the famous Fluffernutter Fudge that everyone raves about — delivered to someone special (yes, that “someone special” can be you) for $15.

We can hand-deliver to any East Bay, California (Oakland, Emeryville, San Leandro, Berkeley, Albany) address for $5. It’s FREE delivery for any Alameda (94501 or 94502) or Jingletown address.

To sweeten the deal… get it?… we’ll include a holiday ribbon of your choice for FREE ($8 value) AND we’ll write your sappy* message on the back of it. Oh, and in the spirit of it being a “teachable moment,” a portion of the proceeds will go to a soon-to-be-determined charity.

We are equipped to take the first 20 orders. Deadline to order is Thursday (yes, tomorrow) December 20 at Noon.

:: ORDER FORM ::

*It doesn’t have to be sappy.

The must-have toy for 2018? Hasbro’s Yellies ($14.99+). They’re spider-like “Spooders” that move faster when you scream at them. Naturally, parents hate them.