Cool as Ice…
Well, it’s cooled down and I’ve stopped my whining.
So, “My Mom the Big Baby” has been cancelled and a new show titled “Missy Don’t Care” will take its place in the primetime summer lineup.
“Missy Don’t Care” will follow the hilarious antics of our indoor tabby cat, Missy. Inspired by the global phenomenon “Honey Badger Don’t Care,” this faux spinoff reveals how one non-English speaking housecat can be showered with appreciation and love and still throw out the “don’t care” vibe.
A summary of this week’s episode:
“Missy enjoys her cushy Alameda life as her previous struggles as a stray are far behind her; Rusty tries to move on from last week’s oppressive heat; SJ’s efforts to ignore Missy’s hunger pangs are interrupted by loud meowing and sharp claws; Amazon Delivery Guy unsuccessfully attempts to thwart Missy’s opportunistic escape as the front door is opened for half a second; Missy flops down on the same piece of warm concrete just outside the door as SJ retrieves her; Later, as Missy chokes up another hairball on the sofa, we all remember that she truly don’t care.”
I hope you’ll grab some popcorn and tune in!
–Rusty Blazenhoff
P.S. This issue will not have a P.S.
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